just-one-wallflower:

this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

nicoosuxx:

I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like

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burgrs:

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

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detoxys:

BYE

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

sakuraa:

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

peoplemagazine:

he’s so proud

studip:

my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

shamelustly:

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

I was gone from school for two weeks after being in an accident and when i came back to school literally no one gave a fuck. I wish we can all go back to our 4 year old selves because growing up teaches us how to hate and be self centered. 

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

masterpost of things

soo basically this is a masterpost of things i needed to remember/things i like because basically ive ran out of bookmarks on my computer and i just needed one big thing to store everything yeah anyway idk if anyone else will find this useful but woooo

rain 

coffee shop 

gif reactions

what to eat for dinner

ideas for reasonstoexist textposts

youtube to mp3 converter

make it look like you’re a hacker

yummy recipes

movies i want needto see:

shawshank redemption

500 days of summer

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

truman show

perks of being a wallflower